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Kutak smijeha

Smijeh je izraz života 🙂

 

1. Prozove učitelj oca jednoga učenika i kaže mu: “Dragi gospodine, Vi izgledate imate neke moderne metode u odgoju djeteta, ali znajte, batine katkad mogu biti korisne. Jeste li ikada istukli svoje dijete?” – “Jesam, ali u samoobrani.”

 

2. Djeca u školi učila slovo A. Učiteljica nakon nekoliko dana napiše na ploču slovo A i pita – Tko će pogoditi ovo slovo?  Ivica skine kapu, baci je prema ploči i kaže – “Evo, ja sam ga pogodio!”

 

3. Zašto plavuša stavlja iPhone na pod? – Da bi dobila iPod.

 

4. Ivica: – Mama, hoćemo li ići u zoološki vrt vidjeti rodu?

Mama: – Hoćemo, Ivice!

Ivica: – Odlično! Baš me zanima hoće li me prepoznati!